Desperation Row
by pastordan
Thu Oct 23, 2008 at 11:01:45 AM PDT
With the right wing flailing as it sees its power quickly slipping down the electoral drain, it's become open season for attacks on liberals. As with secular politics, so it is with religious affairs. Our old friend Bill Donohue recently lashed out at Catholics in Alliance For The Common Good, pointing to support they've received from George Soros' Open Society Institute as evidence of some evil Catholic-hating librul agenda. Or something.
Except it turns out that Soros has supported many other Catholic-hating organizations like Catholic Charities and Catholic Relief Services, among others. As Chris Korzen of Catholics United points out those groups are official wings of the Catholic church, which means that by Donohue's logic, the Catholic church hates itself. We always suspected as much, but it's nice to have our theory confirmed by a right-wing nut job.
Donohue has never been one for modesty, much less shame. So it's only fitting that his response to being called out as an idiot boils down to I'm made out of rubber, you're made out of glue... Note to Bill: citing the moral authority of Charles Chaput is hardly a way to convince undecided minds. Everybody knows he's the only bigger nutter in the Catholic church than yourself. You might as well cite Larry, Curly and Moe.
Meanwhile, David Miller of Citizens for Community Values recently lashed out at the UCC during an interview on CNN:
SNOW (voice-over): They were crucial in electing George Bush in 2004. Evangelicals in Ohio turned out in mass to support a ballot initiative opposing same sex marriage. This time around, there's no such measure. So what's the draw? Since federal law prohibits endorsements from the pulpit, one activist group addressing the Bethel Baptist Temple took aim at Barack Obama's former church without naming the candidate.
DAVID MILLER, CITIZEN FOR COMMUNITY VALUES: The United Church of Christ, this is the Christian denomination that has 1.2 million members that was made famous this year by Reverend Jeremiah Wright provides a clear illustration of a non-biblical Christian group.
SNOW: Non-biblical David Miller says because the United Church of Christ supports gay marriages.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: The bottom line to interpret from that, you're really saying don't vote for Barack Obama
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Anybody can interpret that the way they want to.
"Unidentified female and male" here being CNN's Mary Snow and Miller. As Chuck Currie points out, Miller is accusing the UCC of being objectively pro-perversion. If Barack Obama wins, white-hating Jeremiah Wright will teach leather bondage in elementary schools!
You laugh, but that's only a step away from what Focus on the Family is predicting. Writing back from the perspective of 2012, they report:
Once left-leaning Justices took over the Supreme Court, Focus reports, gay marriage and abortion were mandated, the Boy Scouts were forced to disband, Christian schools were shut down and homeschoolers fled the country, religious speech was drastically curtailed and conservative radio was forced off the air, the Pledge of Allegiance was ruled unconstitutional, guns were taken away, pornography was rampant, taxes had sky-rocketed, Christian publishers had all gone out of business, Bush adminstration officials were targeted and imprisoned, and terrorists were constantly unleashing attacks on American soil.
This is the fault of evangelicals who decided to take a chance on that suspect Islamodemcommiefascist Obama. At least they're not blaming the UCC.
To review, then, God-fearing Americans are on the precipice of being wiped out by Jews, San Francisco values, tax-and-spend liberals, and black helicopters that will come to take away all the guns. And they wonder why we think they're losing it.
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